When You Give a Boy a Camera

Nov 04

SafireGMYBS, NaBloPoMo, picture taking, Pirate pictures, Pirate 8 Comments

Everyone,

When you give a boy a camera

He’s going to take a lot of pictures of the entry way rug.

And when he’s taken pictures of the rug,

he’s going to notice the door.

And when he’s taken pictures of the front door,

he’s going to want to take the camera outside.

Once he’s outside, he’s going to take pictures of the sky.

When he’s done looking up, he’s going to look down

and take pictures of his feet.

Those feet are leading him to the van.

He’s going to get in the van with the camera.

While his mom drives him to watch his sister’s swim lessons,

he’s going to take pictures of his siblings.

He’s going to take pictures of his knees.

When he arrives at swim lessons, he’s going to take pictures out the window.

Which reminds his Mommy that he has the camera and the camera gets taken away.

Which causes him to cry.

He cries during swim lessons, which makes Mommy forget to take pictures of his sister.

So if you want pictures of Sister swimming,

You should give the boy a camera.

Safire

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